Duck and Dive
A gay romantic comedy novella about coming out and failing spectacularly.
Arthur knows it’s time he told his mates he’s gay. So what’s the holdup? He’s wound so tight he can’t get the words out – giving himself injuries, spilling his dinner, and all-round making a mess of it.
And that’s before the nosy neighbour gets involved with her spiced apple muffins. Or the elderly residents of the Sunset Villas retirement home start complicating matters. Not to mention the gorgeous straight guy from the driving range.
If only Arthur could get his act together…
Duck and Dive is a quick, light, and fun read – the first in the completed Rise and Shine series. It’s filled with buckets of banter, dashes of comic tragedy, and more food and booze than any story ought to have. Our boys are surrounded by a cast of chaotic characters and thrown into the most unlikely situations. Their story continues in Slip and Slide, and concludes in Over and Out.
‘I didn’t know what to expect, but I genuinely enjoyed it. I’m glad I did, otherwise that would’ve been a very awkward conversation.’ Author’s partner.
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What you’ll find inside…
| 💬 Banter | 🌈👬 Gays | 😆 Comedy |
| 💖 Romance | 👨🍳 Quiche | 🎉 Coming out |
| 🏡 Nosy neighbours | 👴👵 Funny old people | 😮 Pleasant surprises |
| 💪 Sculpted arms | 😏 Shameless innuendo | 🙌 Bingo |
The numbers…
| 📃 Print pages: 112 | 📂 Chapters: 10 | ✍ Word count: 22,000 |
| ⏳ Reading time: ~2 hours | 📚 Rise and Shine Book 1 of 3 | ✅ Published: May 2020 |
📋 ISBN-13
Paperback: 9780473590697
Epub: 9780473590703
Kindle: 9780473590710
What people are saying…







![4 stars. Plenty of laugh out loud moments. I'm just amazed no one has popped [into] my room asking me what I was laughing about. Amazon.com review, February 2022](https://gbralph.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/duck-and-dive-review-17.png?w=1024)








Buy Duck and Dive
Kindle / ebook
Paperback
Amazon US | Amazon UK | Amazon CA | Amazon DE | Amazon AU (NZ)
Bookshop.org | Waterstones | Foyles | Blackwell’s | Alibris | Powell’s | BAM! (Books-A-Million) | Wob (World of Books) | Mighty Ape (NZ) | Fishpond (NZ)
Can’t find your preferred store? Ask your local bookseller to order a copy for you.



